Suddenly I See

Thursday, July 5, 2007

This Definitely Takes the Cake


So I had seen a few pictures of her lately and thought she looked a bit different.
I truly thought that she was beginning to look like one of those malnourished African children whose stomachs stick out because they have no food to eat.

I never would have thought she could be pregnant. Do people that skinny actually have periods? Is she able to have sex without one of her calcium deprived bones breaking?

So today when I pick-up my beloved US Weekly I see that she is pregnant. Why let the public wonder when you can make money by selling the story to the tabloids that you hate? I haven't read the article yet because I am saving it to enjoy letter but I bet it will be great.

I did peak at one of the paragraph headlines and it said "Will she still have to go to prison?". I think that pretty much says it all. I have nothing to add to that statement.

In conclusion, the only thing that could make this more enjoyable is if she were to have twins, which is a possibility since her boyfriend is a twin. I really can't wait to see a picture of her in 5 or 6 months.

2 comments:

Jenn said...

Did you see that Christina Agulaira is preggers also? Her baby will be so much cuter, and better nourished!

Eliza said...

My bet is morning sickness. I mean obviously she's ridiculously skinny already, but I know a lot of people who weighed less when they delivered than they did before they got pregnant, because they were so sick the whole time.

Odd but true.