Remember that vanilla ice cream you bought the other day and left in the freezer? Well, it's not my fault but it's pretty much gone. There are a few spoonfuls left. You can have them if you want (if they are still here).
You can't blame me though. Blame the Hershey Chocolate Fudge sauce. I don't know why it tastes so good. But you should try it too, then maybe you will sit at work and think about it like me. It almost taste like a chocolate malt. And speaking of almost, I almost came home at lunch and ate the last bit of the ice cream but I have my pride.
The Rocky Road ice cream that I made you buy, that you don't like, is still here. There is half of a carton there for you. Funny how that works out, kind of like when I made you buy the BBQ hot wings instead of the spicy ones and then I didn't eat any of them. Aren't I funny/quirky/cute?
I was going to replace your vanilla ice cream but instead I bought Dreyers Peanut Butter Cup, which I am pretty sure you don't like either. I have thoughtful written all over me.
So if you bring more vanilla ice cream I have the chocolate sauce. My god, you have to try this chocolate sauce.
All my love,