What is Wrong with this Picture?

This is a picture of the 3rd Razor that I have gotten from Cingular or AT& T, whatever they are calling themselves now.

The first two stopped working and this one, clearly fell apart. So they sent me a new Razor, but not before canceling my insurance. Fine with me I don't want to pay for there $6 monthly fee. (This is what I thought anyways). If you look closely at the top part of the phone you can see Sushi's teeth marks. Try refurbishing that Suckas!

So I had my new phone for about 3 hours, when by some freak of nature accident it fell in the toilet. That was it for that phone. No chance of it coming back. So now I have another broken phone that I have to pay the $50 deductible for that I can't use. And I had no working cell phone.

I went and bought this cheap one to keep until I can get a new contract. It is a very basic phone with no camera and since it is worth pratically nothing it will probably last forever.

It's one of those moments where you feel like "this could only happen to me." After it fell in the toilet all I could do was laugh. I mean it's only a phone. But really did it have to fall in the toilet? I am thinking about filming a reenactment and posting it on here. It was pretty funny.